Warning: What you’re about to read might not mean anything to you. I’m only writing it down for me, Willhoft and a scant few others for whom Islanders hockey is but one thing they watch regularly on television. If you’re not yet indoctrinated into the world of Bravo TV, The Real Housewives series or Vanderpump Rules, take my advice and stay away, unless you want to get far too wrapped up in who said what to who, who’s dating who, why this person is so mean to this other person and whether or not these people - who ostensibly have real world jobs - do any actual work.