In NHL news that many, many fans have anticipated for many, many years, former I Coached With Scotty Bowman and longtime NHL TV broadcaster Pierre McGuire has been hired away from TV to take a senior role with an actual NHL franchise.
Which team fell on its sword for the sake of the myriads of us who could not abide another irrelevant anecdote about the quality of a player’s parents injected into commentary on an otherwise enjoyable NHL game?
Truly, I hope it works out well for all concerned. I’VE SEEN THIS KID’S OFFSEASON WORKOUTS AND ANALYTICS CAN’T TEACH YOU THAT.