Well, the Stanley Cup Final is, mercifully, almost over. Objectively, it has been one of the more boring Cup Finals in recent memory. And people say that the New York Islanders are boring.
It’s not technically official yet, but it might as well be: At least the Islanders lost to the champs two years in a row. [vomits]
Given both the dearth of news and the holiday tomorrow, today’s Bits also will serve as tomorrow’s Bits. Happy Fourth, everyone.
Islanders News
- The Isles have been linked, depending on who you believe, to Vladimir Tarasenko—I think, based on a bogus post—and Phil Kessel.