You wanna be a cleaner?
- You've heard all about it. But nothing can prepare you for the amazing Seattle pitching of Mathew Barzal. Who did you think I was talking about? [LHH]
- Very rare Junior Islanders news: The PAL team has signed two defensemen with notable names: Michael Gilroy, brother of NHLer Matt, and Patrick Dapuzzo, son of former ref Pat. [Junior Hockey.com]
Further reading
- Crypt Keeper Jeremy Jacobs winning an award for "outstanding service to hockey" is like giving The Joker a medal for robbing a bank.