Oh, Lois Lane. You have a writer's gift for invention.
- Be a charitable citizen and run with Pat LaFontaine in Farmingdale's Main Street Mile on September 5. [Patch.com]
Random happenings
- Jacques Lemaire resurfaces with... the Toronto Maple Leafs? That's both incredibly predictable and unbelievably strange to wrap your head around. But he joins the Old Devils Club as a "Special Assignment Coach," whatever that means. [Fire n' Ice | PPP on the weirdness]
- NHL COO John Collins answers some of Puck Daddy's burning questions about that massive MLBAM deal.