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Area man continues to experience psychotic and possibly drug-induced delusions of a displaced hockey team returning to his home. Police say he is unarmed, but should still be considered dangerous. [CBS NY]
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Players conscripted to Team Europe at the World Cup are frustrated that many of their countryman will be left behind in the tournament's tight format. So much for the European union. [Puck Daddy]
