I was going to do a corny April Fools’ joke, but it was too corny even for me.
You guys were supposed to think you weren’t going to get any Bits today. I was going to hit enter a bunch of times on this one and then eventually say, “April Fools!!! Here they are hehe.” But I think we’d all be better off without that level of cringe in these Bits. The delay in me posting these is enough of a joke.
Anyway, the New York Islanders will not be playing series for a little while; instead, they will alternate playing the Washington Capitals and Philadelphia Flyers over the next four games.