And once again, the Islanders Arbitration Theater artwork bites the dust before its time. It is, obviously, a masterpiece so perfect and pure that its mere presence in this world is enough to ensure that the team will never reach an arbitration hearing with a player, and the din of a gavel hitting a block adorned with the Islanders logo while the familiar “DUN-DUN” of NBC’s venerable Law & Order plays in the background will never be heard by human ears.
Oh. Sorry. I got a little lost in my own thoughts there and buried the lede.