Your usual room, Mr. Spano?
Not satisfied with life without barbed wire, armed guards and contraband items hidden in bodily orifices, former Islanders owner John Spano will return to prison, where he has spent many years of his adult life.
Spano was sentenced to 10 years for grand theft and forgery for defrauding a laundry company in Ohio out of thousands of dollars in phony accounts. Spano started out as a driver for Image First cleaners after being released from his prison stint for buying the Islanders with Monopoly money. He eventually worked his way up to salesman, where he forged a portfolio of fake contracts.