Right now, of course, it is difficult to envision what life could be like for Daniel Jones and Sam Darnold, because — “WHADDATA LOOKIN’ AT?!! JEEEEZ!!!” — we spend most of our time — “DON’T MAKE THAT THROW! NO!!!!!!” — hoping they don’t deliver the football — “PUT SOME STICK-UM ON THOSE FINGERS! CRYING OUT LOUD!!!” — to the other team.
But these are a couple of kids, born nine days apart, both of them still 22 years old, who play quarterback for the hometown teams in Fun City. There is no telling what that could mean — separate, apart, on Broadway, on Madison Avenue, in nightclubs, and at MetLife Stadium.