Thanks to Jason Pierre-Paul, general managers the world over have now learned they should add another item to the list of forbidden offseason activities.
No skydiving, no motorcycling, no base-jumping and, most expressly, no playing with explosives!
If only JPP’s situation was that funny. In turning his hand into crispy chicken as he lit off a van full of Fourth of July fireworks, the Giants’ defensive end showed that his on-again, off-again pass rush since his 16 1/2-sack 2011 wasn’t the only thing that has been off about him. While it’s no crime to nearly blow off one’s hand, it does show an incredible selfishness and lack of judgment from a man looking at — minimum — a one-year, $14.