Now that Odell Beckham Jr. has signed his record-setting contract with the Giants, a moment he said "you kind of dream about your entire life," we interrupt his celebration with some bad news:
Nobody cares about the contract.
Oh, the Giants care, sort of. Pat Shurmur did his best to stifle a yawn and acknowledge that he's glad the whole thing is over. John Mara did the same after admitting that the Giants wanted to see "the right attitude" before getting the deal done.
The players danced in the locker room, because A) they like to dance and B) they no doubt hope they're next.