Making a mockery of Jasons everywhere, Jason Pierre-Paul has put himself in a most precarious place.
In case you’ve been comatose the last few days, the Giants stalwart defensive lineman bought a truckload (literally) of fireworks, and nearly blew his hand off. In fact, he’s so hurt or humbled — or both — he hasn’t let the Giants’ brass visit his hospital room.
In the annals of bonehead moves by millionaires, JPP getting his Grucci on has to rank rather high. To make it worse, he posted a picture of himself and his son in front of a U-Haul truck, packed with a powder keg, like a twisted mission statement, “I’m about to blow my limbs off right before I sign a contract that will make me flush for life.