The Serby 5.0 Mock stands ready to be mocked, but just keep in mind that even a blind squirrel sometimes finds an acorn at the top of the draft.
The excuses have been concocted — the Kelly and Michael flap was so distracting, it’s virtually impossible to concentrate while Phil Jackson conducts his search for a Knicks coach — and can be trotted out at a moment’s notice.
But here it is anyway, a pass rusher for the Giants, a run-and-chase linebacker for the Jets, no 29th pick for the Patriots because of Deflategate:
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