The only thing that would make this story more perfect for the Internet is if there was a dancing cat video involved.
Back in 2012, businessman and presumptive Republican nominee for president Donald J. Trump got into a live auction bidding war for a Denver Broncos helmet autographed by former Jets and Eagles backup Tim Tebow, who was enjoying Tebowmania at the time, at a charity fundraiser for The Susan G. Komen Foundation in Palm Beach, Fla.
Trump eventually came away with the helmet, winning it with a $12,000 bid.