The NFL needs a private eye.
Until now, it's had more of a private ay yi yi.
Think you could weasel an elevator video from a local law enforcement agency? Could you determine who left a voicemail? Investigate domestic violence cases? Unravel the mystery surrounding a bag full of footballs that disappeared into a bathroom and reappeared about two minutes later with a lot less air in them? Can you monitor social media for offensive comments by pro athletes?
Then, the NFL wants to hire you.
Help commissioner Roger Goodell avoid flop sweat, self-inflicted crises and looking silly when answering follow-up questions from Rachel Nichols at nationally televised press conferences.