These, of all things, are the breaking bits of news stirring this debate. Unexpectedly, "Arts & Crafty" Tony Romo's papier-mâché, "crownies" and spot-on Rob Lowe creepiness all make for a funnier commercial based on content alone. Nonetheless, it's Bad Comedian Eli Manning's classic commitment that drives home the ridiculous performance seamlessly. You know when Manning is laying down that juxtaposing charm more frequently, he's comfortable with what he'll be delivering on the field. Sorry, Romo, but SNL has yet to call you.