New York City FC's first year of existence is coming to a close. Let's dish out some accolades!
Just because the Bronx Blues didn't win any trophies this year -- you haven't seen the last of us, Carolina Challenge Cup!!! -- doesn't mean we can't hand out some hardware of our own.
Lucky for us, there is no shortage of personages, performances, pomp, and prattle to recognize in these twelve massive months.
So, we're going to have fun with this. Consequently, this year's honorees have been determined in a manner unfettered by sophisticated methodologies, quantitative data, or democratic ideals.