ONCE upon a time, there was a man named Mikkel Morgenstar Pålssønn Diskerud. We might have have seen him ‘round these parts.
I kid. Mix was once highly celebrated around here; the team spared no expense putting him up on a pedestal right up there with Lampard and Villa, and why not? I mean, the dude inherited Landon Donovan’s number 10 shirt.
For a lot of reasons, it didn’t work out. But the man did score the first goal ever in team history, and as we like to say in the history profession, That Is Not Nothing™.