Everyone knows that the SOCCER SPECIFIC SCAVENGER HUNT (#SSSH) is a South Bronx institution on par with Bob Sheppard’s signature pipes, #ComeOnNewYork, and the 4 Train running LOCAL?? YOU MONSTERS OMFG WHY
Unfortunately, we’ve been gone for two months dealing with a troubling flurry of litigation. Litigation! That’s right, folks: the fatcats from the Scavenger Hunt Industrial Complex sent an army of lawyers to try to shut us down.
They wanted a piece of our delicious pie. They wanted points on our package. Those infernal crumbums thought they could intimidate us out of existence.
BUT THEY FAILED, AND WE HAVE STRUCK BACK FOR VENGEANCE LIKE MAXIMUS DECIMUS MERIDIUS.