No, I'm not talking about Beyonce's video -- although that video is awesome, and I can't stop listening to the song. I'm talking about how New York City lines up.
There was some manner of tsuris, or agita, if you will, when Kwadwo Poku didn't make it onto the field last Sunday against Chicago. The consternation was further fueled by the reigning bridge troll of American soccer, Eric Wynalda. Wynalda wasted no time in demanding that Poku be moved on from New York City, because they cannot appreciate his protégé's unique gifts, or something.