New York City FC have yet to notch a win at Columbus’s sately Mapfre Stadium. It also happens that the Crew are undefeated there in 2017. But hey!
Numbers are for nerds. What matters is that David Villa can shoot lasers from his eyes and fly across the various continents at ridiculous speeds. He can make all necessary household objects out of buffalo parts. He invented the sun, but only so folks could watch him do shirtless tai chi. He’s a class act, that Guaje.
A class act.
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