In their ongoing efforts to rouse Andrea Pirlo's interest, New York City FC had two members of the Harlem Globetrotters attempt to entertain their exquisitely languid Italian veteran.
Alas, despite being famed for their awesome technique, dazzling sleight of hand and masterful trickery, watching the Globetrotters in action up close sadly wasn't enough to impress Pirlo.
All that skill, all that ball control, all that razzle-dazzle and still -- nothing, not even a flicker.
Take it from us chaps, that nonchalant "not bad" at the end of the clip is about as good as it gets!