Jameis Winston lacks so much common sense he doesn't realize he's making history.
After getting just a three-game suspension from the NFL on Thursday for allegedly groping an Uber driver just more than two years ago, the 24-year-old former Florida State and current Tampa Bay Bucs starting QB has obtained "career idiot" status faster than any athlete ever.
In his first semester Florida State in 2012, he and two other FSU players caused $4,000 in damage at their apartment house when they engaged in a BB and pellet gun battle.
Two weeks after that, he was accused of raping a woman at his off-campus apartment and claimed it was consensual.