I remain unconvinced that we didn’t enter the Twilight Zone today; despite a final-hour COVID scare, one that woke the players up at 3:00 am for tests at that, the New Orleans Saints ended their astonishing losing streak in their 35-29 win over the Detroit Lions. The first three opening drives of the game legitimately played out like an SNL skit. I quite literally was in hysterics and severely alarmed my housemates; it was hilariously bad. In the end, it might as well have been an opening monologue skit because the Saints didn’t even seem to blink thereafter.