No matter what the internet may lead you to believe, candy corn is an elite treat. You can have a differing opinion because it's okay to be wrong. But this is just a fact.
As such, we've always got candy corn around the house this time of the year. It fits with the fall mood, it's tasty, and it's just a quick little snack that doesn't take much time to consume. There's just nothing to dislike.
While I will fight you over the quality of candy corn, it's also important to acknowledge the downsides. At the end of the day, it's a lump of sugar, and stuffing too many of those into your system seems sub-Gucci.