The Pro Bowl has come and gone and, with the Super Bowl on the horizon, there is yet an oft forgotten, penultimate contest set to determine the schmoiest of the NFL schmoes.
The Merriam Webster dictionary defines a schmo (n) thusly -
An ordinary person who is not interesting or unusual in any way.
Incidentally, MW also adds "JERK" as a slang alternative definition. Well, while Tee and myself have painstakingly gone through and found the schmoiest of the schmoes in the NFL from this season, we took some liberties with the 'ordinary' aspect of the definition - instead opting for the special.