I never knew it was possible to watch a Summer League game in April. Since Summer league resides within the time frame of, you know, summer, the pleasure of being treated to a mediocre display of basketball prowess during the regular season only comes around so often.
It was only fitting that the score stood at a raunchy 7-2 in favor of Brooklyn after an inspiringly poor seven minutes of play. Every drive to the rim by a Pelicans player concluded with a vicious swipe from a Nets defender, en route to approximately 34,394 first quarter turnovers.