Three Conspiracy Theories explaining why the Pelicans have been so bad this season
Before I go into this, I think it is necessary to have a short explainer on "Conspiracy Theories". As defined by the Merriam-Webster dictionary aficionados, a conspiracy theory is "a theory that explains an event or situation as the result of a secret plan by usually powerful people or groups". A theory is "an idea that is suggested or presented as possibly true but that is not known or proven to be true." So in short, don't take any of the following theories as truth, they are just meant to be fun ideas about secretive plots that could explain the Pelicans not so fun season.