Let me just start this off by saying, I HATE THE HOUSTON ROCKETS!
It’s not an Atlanta Falcons style of hatred, where I simply hate you for existing, no, this hate is earned. They play a painfully methodical, repetitive and boring brand of offense despite being one of the highest scoring teams in the association. Of course, it’s not their fault, they found a glitch in the game and are exploiting it with the help of the NBA’s comically inaccurate referees. Sigh, now that I’ve gotten that off my chest, let’s get back to the regularly scheduled programming.