I’ve recently made an unusual life choice for myself — I’ve given up total bachelorhood and the string of terrible dates that comes along with it. I really hate meeting new people, but I finally found one that I really like. She’s actually from New Orleans (a rarity these days), she eats sea urchin, she hates Drake — she’s pretty perfect. When it comes to basketball, she’s like me at a doom metal (which could be considered her basketball) show — she knows it exists and if drug into it she can appreciate the aesthetic in a live setting.
From Behind the Bar: Head-Crushing Dates and Soul-Crushing Drinks
