When the New Orleans Pelicans signed Lance Stephenson, I was blown away like a puff of wind that cyclones through the grooves of the outer ear before slowing eddying its way to the ear drum.
See below for the confirmation of how a picture is worth a thousand words.
This has the air of something that could be good or bad, no in between. pic.twitter.com/1CTjadtnJo
— Isaac Constans (@IsaacConstans) September 9, 2016
Before beginning this terse breakdown of one of the league's most intriguing figures, I must confess, I love Lance.