So Arsenal made it official on Monday, announcing Matt Turner’s transfer to the EPL side from the New England Revolution on a permanent signing.
Originally reported several months back but made official with the opening of the summer transfer windows, Turner’s transfer fee is believed to be around $6 million with add-ons up to $10 million. Turner joins an Arsenal keeping corps which includes England international Aaron Ramsdale and the highly rated German Bernd Leno who could be looking for a move away from the London side.
But we are here to appreciate the multiple levels of absurdity that brought Matt Turner, the New England Revolution, and us the fans to this point.