Most people who have been using the internet for any length of time are familiar with the concept of an “alignment chart,” which creates categories for characters based on whether they are good, neutral, or evil, and whether they are lawful, neutral, or chaotic.
The alignment chart was originally created for the purposes of creating Dungeons & Dragons characters, but has since been adapted to help categorize just about anything, from TV and movie characters to politicians to animals.
So of course I (with the help of various SB Nation NWSL writers) had to put NWSL teams into a chart.