Ever want to take the field at Gillette Stadium but weren't sure you could survive a hit from a six-foot-two, 220-pound linebacker? Yeah, me too.
For that and other reasons, I've resigned to being an armchair quarterback in the warmth and safety of my living room.
Besides, the bathroom is just down the hall, and the fridge, filled with beer that doesn't cost $10, is in the next room.
But there is still a way to get on the field without risking life-altering bodily injury. Not only that, you get paid for it.
Become a New England Patriots Cheerleader!