The Buffalo Bills have enacted a get-tough-on-the-truth media policy that prevents working members from reporting — get this — on things they see with their eyes. Also banned: Things heard with their ears.
Via ESPN's Mike Rodak, the Bills' new reporting guidelines appear a bit, um, restrictive:
Bills begin OTAs today. Reporters are not allowed to tell you who dropped a pass or who threw an interception. pic.twitter.com/TCGVgUtUI0
— Mike Rodak (@mikerodak) May 24, 2016
We imagine a typical story on the Bills' on-field work this offseason might read as follows:
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