Super Bowl LIII: The Hater’s Guide to the Los Angeles Rams

(Editor’s Note: the following is not intended to be taken seriously, at all.)

L.A., come in! Great to see you again so soon. Was getting absolutely manhandled and stuffed in a locker by a class-of-the-league Boston team already within the last three months not enough for you?

And now you come at us with...the Rams?

THAT’S the best you can do?

The entire league, and really, the entire continental United States is like GOD I’M SO SICK OF THE DIRTY SCUM CHEATER PATRIOTS WILL SOMEONE PLEASE BEAT THEM IN THE PLAYOFFS FOR ONCE

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