I feel like all those nights staying up late to watch "Saturday Night's Main Event" back in the day were all leading me to this moment in my career in which I write this post.
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If you could fill out a mad libs for a great viral Internet video, New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski mimicking a 1980s wrestling promo video, appearing to be playing the role of Ultimate Warrior (though sounding a bit more like Randy "Macho Man" Savage) would win.