Look, it’s the dog days of summer, you can either read this and have some fun, or you can go find another preseason power-ranking list to get mad at.
The famous question of “if you were a famous baseball player/wrestler/anyone else who gets their own intro, what would your walk-up song be?” is one of those that seems to pop up on Twitter about once a quarter, and it still makes the rounds every time. Why? Because it’s fun to think about!
(Side note: I had the chance to actually do this playing city league rec sports for most of the 2010s, everyone on our team picked their own songs and we had everything from Katy Perry “Firework” to The Lonely Island “I Just Had Sex” to Marvin Gaye “Let’s Get It On” to 2Pac “No More Pain” to the Hulk Hogan “Real American” song.