FOXBOROUGH, MA — As the New England Patriots continue their plummet toward the bottom of the league standings and the top of the NFL draft board, there was finally a piece of good news in Foxborough this week.
Yes, the Patriots are genuinely terrible. The organization seems to have broken its once promising first-round quarterback. It's Hall of Fame coach appears to be on the way out and, worse yet, the Patriots lost to a backup quarterback whose most notable qualities are 1. He still lives at home with his parents and 2. He looks like an ancillary character from "The Sopranos".