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Ode to Jimmy G

Pats haters are really going to hate this Patriots maneuver.

Are they ever!

Jimmy G, as in Jimmy Garoppolo, will be a Patriot once again, as the master planner of manipulation, Bill Belichick, is playing his cards like he’s at the final table of the World Series Of Poker.

With a wink-wink, nod-nod, enjoy San Fran while you’re there, Jimmy G, for Belichick will have you back here no matter what the Niners do.

Franchise tag Garoppolo? According to sources in the Pats Pro Shop buying all the discounted Garoppolo jerseys, whispers at the cash register said Bill will load up the offer sheet, unmatchable, and give the 49ers a pair of first-round picks with gusto.