I'll get to Bill Belichick in a sec but first...
Are you kidding me?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Some guy in California jumped out of a plane at 25,000 feet without a parachute and survived. He did it on purpose, too. Jumped from a plane without a parachute - which, no, he did not forget - and aimed for a net that measured approximately one hundred feet by one hundred feet. And he hit it. 25,000 feet, no parachute, tiny net (video below). His name is Luke Aikins and he seems reasonably sane. Except for the small matter of jumping from a plane, 25,000 feet above Simi Valley and aiming for, you know, a pretty damn small net in the grand scheme of things.