MADDEN SEASON IS THE REASON MY HANDS TOUCHED YOUR FACE!
That kid that just got the receiving end of Kevin Hart’s best Rick James “cooold blooooooooded” probably should grab some burgers to the tune of 10,000 calories per day, hit the gym, pack on the pounds, and go for an offensive lineman scholarship somewhere. Exceptional body control and discipline to not just immediately clock Kevin right in the face, or at least push him down the stairs. That dude’s never jumping offsides on a fake snap count or some OMAHA thing.
Anyways, fellow nerds, the complete Madden ‘19 player ratings were released earlier this week, and if you looked at the team ratings last month where only the Eagles were rated a 90 overall and everyone else checked in at 84 (New England) or below (everyone else) and wondered if an intern fell asleep on the keyboard, you weren’t the only one.