New England Patriots wide receiver Julian Edelman carved time out of his team's preparation for the Indianapolis Colts to participate in an "Ask Me Anything" on Reddit, and what resulted was a story of a squirrel, his pet turtle Herb and a crow eating rocky road ice cream and hummus with handsome men.
You know, the usual stuff.
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Edelman did answer a pair of questions sincerely, describing Tom Brady, Wes Welker and Tedy Bruschi as those primarily responsible for imparting "The Patriot Way" to him.