Dont'a Hightower took the cupcakes and blew off the cream puff.
That would be the downtrodden New York Jets, who made a legitimate run at one of the top free agents on the market. It would've taken an obscene amount of money to convince Hightower to leave the Super Bowl champions for a 5-11 team because, let's be honest, why else would he abandon Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots' dynasty?