With Rob Gronkowski out of the picture, the fantasy community has quit caring about the Pats' tight ends. Here's why that could be a mistake.
*Logs on*
"Brian -- did you see Gronk bought a new pad in Miami?!?!"
*Closes laptop*
Listen you guys, -- this isn't easy for me. With every pound of muscle mass Rob Gronkowski loses in the early months of his retirement, a piece of my soul dies. Don't get me wrong, I love seeing him live his best life, but I'm happy for him in the way that you're happy for your best work-friend who gets a promotion.