In case you missed yesterday’s game between the New England Patriots and Miami Dolphins — congratulations! You’re the only real winners here.
Two of the worst offenses in the league duking it out for the right to say that they’re the biggest disaster of 2024. And New England came out on top... I think. Honestly, who knows. And it doesn’t really matter anyway.
1. I’ve decided to set myself a goal for the rest of this season’s Fan Notes and stop talking about the offensive line. “The Patriots offensive line is terrible” has become the NFL equivalent of “gonna be a scorcher today” or “why the hell does gas cost so damn much.