The title of this post is exactly what it describes – incredibly weak Philadelphia Eagles trash talk during the way-too-long lead-up to Super Bowl LII.
Imagine thinking this plan sounded edgy and cool.
A New England Patriots fan – naturally, associated with Barstool Sports – comes to town to purchase a cheesesteak from the most touristy spot possible, Geno's. But in a shocking plot twist, said fan doesn't eat the food he paid for with money, instead choosing to smash a cheesesteak in the street. The moral of the story is chowder is better, because Boston and Super Bowl.