Patriots.
Ugh.
I wanted to take a Super Bowl vacation from the Patriots. You wanted to take a vacation from the Patriots. (OK, OK. I know there are three, maybe even four, Patriots fans.)
Oh, well. We’ll once again watch Bill Belichick scowling and Tom Brady throwing those pitty-pat short passes on the game’s ultimate stage. A dark dynasty marches on.
Death. Taxes. The Patriots in the Super Bowl.
It’s only going to get worse. Brace yourself: The Eagles have no chance. The Patriots will win the Super Bowl, and three or four area fans will celebrate.