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Andrew Luck Expected To Play So Patriots Will Only Win By 40

Drug addict Colts owner Jim Irsay said yesterday that quarterback Andrew Luck is feeling a lot better, and he expects him to play on Sunday against the Patriots.

“I really think that, unless something happens, I see him being a go Sunday,” Irsay told ESPN.com on Thursday. “I’m not saying 100 percent for sure, but I think there’s a strong likelihood he’s a go. I was with him [Thursday], and he’s feeling a lot better.”

Wow. Crap. Damn. This is big news. With Luck in the fold, the Patriots might struggle this week, and only beat the Colts by 40 instead of 60.